GW 20 Starting with a correction... Gold: ColdDogSoup FC 70 Silver: Glorydaze 69 Bronze: REVEALED: Starboy XI 68 / Lokomotiv Lewisham 68 Honorable Mention: Journeymen 66 The Wooden Spoon: Morning Glory 27 / FC St. Pauli 27 Standings 4 1 4 27 REVEALED: Starboy XI 1 4 1 18 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 2 0 2 12 Aviators 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 1 2 10 Lokomotiv Lewisham 1 1 1 9 Parraraiders 1 1 1 9 Stormin Gunners 1 1 1 9 Top Shelf 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 1 7 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 1 4 Journeymen 0 1 0 3 The Javelinas 0 1 0 3 Living in Dreamland 0 0 2 2 blechs_dogs 0 0 1 1 Sasha Juniors Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli
GW 21 REVEALED: Starboy XI is getting along swell without Haaland, Alexander-Arnold and Hee-Chan. Palmer is taking over a captain, Darwin and Wood are always on target, Rashford is finding pitch time and getting back in form, Estupiñán gets back from injury and Petrović is learning how to keep a clean sheet and maximum bonus points after taking over for an injured player. All is good and another Gold Medal goes around a neck that might be getting a bit sore by now. Blech was just a couple of points behind with Palmer as captain as well. Darwin and Gomez makes it three players in the team of the week and Estupiñán and Martinez were not far behind just missing double digits. Of the three midfielders for Man City Bernardo was the only one to shine. Bronze goes to Glorydaze who gets 28 points from Martinelli who only played 21 minutes. The other big haul for the squad was Diogo J. with 19 points, an auspicious number for a GW 19 transfer. Journeymen as just a point off from a medal. Gabriel was sensational and the big relief came as Højlund might be finding his mojo. Soccer Steve suffered the spoon as Eze, Bruno Fernandes and Bowen were amongst the group of let downs. Gold: REVEALED: Starboy XI 82 Silver: blechs_dogs 80 Bronze: Glorydaze 76 Honorable Mention: Journeymen 75 The Wooden Spoon: Soccer Steve 18 Standings 5 1 4 32 REVEALED: Starboy XI 1 4 1 18 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 2 0 2 12 Aviators 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 1 2 10 Lokomotiv Lewisham 1 1 1 9 Parraraiders 1 1 1 9 Stormin Gunners 1 1 1 9 Top Shelf 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 2 5 blechs_dogs 0 1 1 4 Journeymen 0 1 0 3 The Javelinas 0 1 0 3 Living in Dreamland 0 0 1 1 Sasha Juniors Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve
GW 22 First medal for FC Epikoinis and it is gold. Three players hit the double digits. They were Saka as captain, Luis Díaz and Højlund who is finally hittting form. De Bruyne is finally back helping with the offense along with Werner and Cunha. In the back two clean sheets come from either side of the same match with Robinson of Fulham and Mykolenko of Everton. Silver went to Journeymen also with Saka, Luis Díaz and Højlund. Richarlson as captain made the difference along with only Watkins helping on offense and Leno on defense. ColdDogSoup FC are making a pattern of coming back for a medal every other week. Captain Doku was a dud but Olise, Alvarez and Hat Trick Hero Adebayo all made team of the week. Udogie also on the team of the week kept Nkunku and Salah company. Borussia Damarcus missed a medal by just a point. Eze, Ward-Prowse and Toney all hit double digits. The captaincy went to Foden who got the size points doubled. Pararaiders was let down by a Brighton triple up to be routed by Luton. Salah and Jackson were missed as a backline of four along with Onana produced 10 points thanks to Trippier's 7. Gold: FC Epikoinis 75 Silver: Journeymen 69 Bronze: ColdDogSoup FC 67 Honorable Mention: Borussia DaMarcus 66 The Wooden Spoon: Parraraiders 27 Standings 5 1 4 32 REVEALED: Starboy XI 1 4 2 19 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 2 0 2 12 Aviators 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 1 2 10 Lokomotiv Lewisham 1 1 1 9 Parraraiders 1 1 1 9 Stormin Gunners 1 1 1 9 Top Shelf 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 0 2 1 7 Journeymen 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 1 0 0 5 FC Epikoinis 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 2 5 blechs_dogs 0 1 0 3 The Javelinas 0 1 0 3 Living in Dreamland 0 0 1 1 Sasha Juniors Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders
GW 22 From splinters to gold rises Pararaiders. Watkins with a goal, three assists and maximum bonus points brings in 36 points to lead a team with top defenders of the week, Dunk and Trippier, Onana with 8 points and Gross with 11. That just edges out Journeymen who have medaled two weeks in a row and was honorable mention twice immediately before. Also with Watkins, the in form group of Saka, Richarlson, Luis Díaz and Højlund kept the party going. Journeymen is one of the two teams in the All Rocks stratosphere, a hundred points ahead of the next two challengers. The other one, REVEALED: Starboy XI, gets Bronze. Now only three points separate the two. For Bronze, Haaland was captain for REVEALED: Starboy X but Foden, Garnacho and Alex Moreno were all had stellar weekends making it to the team of the week with 20, 16 and 14 points respectively. Honorable Mention goes to Aviators, also with Haaland and also with Watkins with 18 points. Haaland was captained with 5 points doubled but was outperformed by Morris, MicGinn, Gross and Silva all with either 8 or 11 points. The Wooden Spoon goes to Kopite Jrs who had just a rotten week of injuries, a general lack of production capped off with a Konaté red card. Gold: Parraraiders 82 Silver: Journeymen 80 Bronze: REVEALED: Starboy XI 74 Honorable Mention: Aviators 71 The Wooden Spoon: Parraraiders 27 Standings 5 1 5 33 REVEALED: Starboy XI 1 4 2 19 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 2 0 2 12 Aviators 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 1 2 10 Lokomotiv Lewisham 0 3 1 10 Journeymen 1 1 1 9 Stormin Gunners 1 1 1 9 Top Shelf 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 1 0 0 5 FC Epikoinis 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 2 5 blechs_dogs 0 1 0 3 The Javelinas 0 1 0 3 Living in Dreamland 0 0 1 1 Sasha Juniors Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs
GW 22 Our gold winner, Aviators, was only five points shy of triple digits on a single game week. 95 points is quite a feat. Of course, there was Haaland with a brace and maximum bonus points as captain. On top of that was Rice, Gabriel, Douglas Luiz and Gross all in double digits. What a nice weekend. We drop almost twenty points for Silver. That was FC Epikoinis with Saka as captain and also with Gabriel. Bronze goes to Stormin Gunners. Ødegaard was their captain for twenty points and Douglas Luiz and Bruno G were the other double digit point getters. Honorable mention goes to Journeymen. That makes it six weeks in a row to medal or to be honorable mention. Now leading All Rocks, Luis Díaz was captain and Gabriel and Saka were there too. Just not enough to medal. The Wooden Spoon goes to The Javelinas. There were a few teams in the low twenties but theirs was the lowest score with 21. Captain Maddison led the disaster with one point doubled. Then there was nothing higher than a 2 except Toney. Gold: Aviators 95 Silver: FC Epikoinis 77 Bronze: Stormin Gunners 72 Honorable Mention: Journeymen 67 The Wooden Spoon: The Javelinas 21 Standings 5 1 5 33 REVEALED: Starboy XI 1 4 2 19 ColdDogSoup FC 3 0 2 17 Aviators 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 1 2 10 Lokomotiv Lewisham 0 3 1 10 Journeymen 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 1 9 Top Shelf 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 1 1 0 8 FC Epikoinis 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 2 5 blechs_dogs 0 1 0 3 The Javelinas 0 1 0 3 Living in Dreamland 0 0 1 1 Sasha Juniors Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas
GW 25 Making it six weeks in a row in the headlines, Journeymen are first to hit the century mark. This is their fifth medal and their first Gold! Luis Díaz was captain doubling a twelve point haul with more double digit single gameweek players including Saka, Højlund, Hudson-Odoi and Watkins. Silver once gain goes to FC Epikoinis with Saka as captain. Also with Luis Díaz and Højlund, the other double digit player was Rodrigo on the double gameweek. Bronze was tied with Aviators and Sasha Juniors sharing the honors. Aviators triple captained Haaland with the second match coming as a relief. Sasha Juniors triple captained Salah to watch the Egyptian be a no show against Luton of all teams. Both had Morris while Sasha Juniors just had Walker as another player with double digits. For Aviators, it was just Watkins. A point behind was Top Shelf who earned Honorable Mention. Mac Allister was captain while Gakpo equaled the 17 point haul. Rodrigo was deftly brought into the squad for the double gameweek carrying on an All Rocks tradition. The Wooden Spoon winner had 32 points which is the highest yet. With no double gameweek cover Morning Glory ran a bunch of duds except for Gordon and Robinson Gold: Journeymen 105 Silver: FC Epikoinis 89 Bronze: Aviators 86 / Sasha Juniors 86 Honorable Mention: Top Shelf 85 The Wooden Spoon: Morning Glory 32 Standings 5 1 5 33 REVEALED: Starboy XI 1 4 2 19 ColdDogSoup FC 3 0 3 18 Aviators 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 1 3 1 15 Journeymen 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 2 0 11 FC Epikoinis 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 1 2 10 Lokomotiv Lewisham 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 1 9 Top Shelf 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 2 5 blechs_dogs 0 1 0 3 The Javelinas 0 1 0 3 Living in Dreamland 0 0 2 2 Sasha Juniors Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas GW 25 Morning Glory
GW 25 A Bowen hat trick after six weeks without even an assist. Well he wasn't going to be captained, I think, but Top Shelf kept him in the line up. That extra 20 points to go with Bailey's twelve and a three man back line each picking up clean sheets all combined for Gold as Captain Bruno did just OK. Silver went to Aviators. Douglas Luiz was the star of the show as it was Captain Haaland did just OK. Five of six of the offensive players in the starting line up all got a goal or an assist. That is going to help in the Boot as well. Bronze is for Zico Freako FC. Mateta was captain while Havertz starred. This was another squad to pick up three clean sheets from the back line along with some bonus points. Honorable Mention is shared by Living in Dreamland and Keysersoze Wanderers. Each just two points behind the Bronze medalist. Neither with Bowen and his 20 points. Both with a solid squad all around. The Wooden Spoon went to ColdDogSoup FC. As reported elsewhere, not even a squad really just a lot of angry fans wondering why the left the pub at all to go to the stadium. Aviators is now in second place taking that from ColdDogSoup FC. A couple of golds and the pressure will really be on REVEALED: Starboy XI. Gold: Top Shelf 72 Silver: Aviators 63 Bronze: Zico Freako FC 57 Honorable Mention: Living in Dreamland 55 / Keysersoze Wanderers 55 The Wooden Spoon: ColdDogSoup FC 22 Standings 5 1 5 33 REVEALED: Starboy XI 3 1 3 21 Aviators 1 4 2 19 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 1 3 1 15 Journeymen 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 1 14 Top Shelf 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 2 0 11 FC Epikoinis 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 1 2 10 Lokomotiv Lewisham 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 2 5 blechs_dogs 0 1 0 3 The Javelinas 0 1 0 3 Living in Dreamland 0 0 2 2 Sasha Juniors 0 0 1 1 Zico Freako FC Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas GW 25 Morning Glory GW 26 ColdDogSoup FC
GW 27 Aviators are back in the headlines making it now six weeks in a row. This time it is Gold again! Just three gameweeks since the last one. To get gold it was the always captain Haaland button set. Then three players all score 13 points. Watkins, White and Areola. Rice and Morris each with 8, Gabriel with 6 and just three duds. Sharing Gold was Keysersoze Wanderers who captained Foden for 30 points. Also with White, the third high scorer was Muniz with all three in the Team of the Week. Now getting back to Haaland, Silver went to REVEALED: Starboy XI. Also with Foden and also with Muniz. The captain was of course Haaland. That Silver means Aviators is kept to just a 2 point gain as REVEALED: Starboy XI still tops the table. Bronze went to Sasha Juniors who got some lucky Wild Card transfers with Havertz, Kiwior and Romero. Just one too many duds to have Silver slip from their grasp by a single point. Besides a shared Gold Medal, we also have a shared Honorable Mention. After a Wooden Spoon last week, ColdDogSoup FC was led by Havertz who supplied 28 of the 68 points. Unfortunately, Schär and his 12 points were left in the middle of the bench between the injured Salah and Nkunku. Our second Honorable Mention is where we will find our third Benjamin White on Stormin Gunners' squad. Morris was Captain and Ødegaard with his fellow gunner were the two to hit double digits. Morning Glory, ravaged by injuries, took the Wooden Spoon home with their lone Gunner Nketiah not let out to thrash Sheffield United. Gold: Aviators 81 / Keysersoze Wanderers 81 Silver: REVEALED: Starboy XI 76 Bronze: Sasha Juniors 75 Honorable Mention: ColdDogSoup FC 68 / Stormin Gunners 68 The Wooden Spoon: Morning Glory 32 Standings 5 2 5 36 REVEALED: Starboy XI 4 1 3 26 Aviators 1 4 2 19 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 2 1 2 15 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 3 1 15 Journeymen 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 1 14 Top Shelf 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 2 0 11 FC Epikoinis 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 Lokomotiv Lewisham 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 2 5 blechs_dogs 0 1 0 3 The Javelinas 0 1 0 3 Living in Dreamland 0 0 3 3 Sasha Juniors 0 0 1 1 Zico Freako FC Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas GW 25 Morning Glory GW 26 ColdDogSoup FC GW 27 Morning Glory
GW 28 A massive gameweek for Son. 17 points and Player of the Week. Blech along with having Son had Palmer and Aït-Nouri on the Team of the Week. The three brought in 57 of 83 points for the squad. Fourth medal for blech and their first Gold! Congratulations! A nice Spurs weekend coming up for Son, Werner and Udogie could see blech coming back to the stage. Twenty points behind was Silver with another Captain Son. Lokomotiv Lewisham had 34 of 64 points from a single player. Bronze was a tie with ColdDogSoup FC and Keysersoze Wanderers. ColdDogSoup FC did it with a dud captain of Salah. Enough solid players made up for the single point doubled. Most of all was Semenyo with a come from behind brace. Keysersoze Wanderers back on the medal stand was led by Luton pairing, Doughty and Chong. Each with 10 points with Doughty as captain. White made the team of the week. Zico Freako went Semenyo as captain. 30 points there but misses the medal stand by a single point. Morning Glory is on their third Wooden Spoon in four weeks. Now in 6th place in VSR. The fans will looking for a very good morning indeed this weekend. Gold: blechs_dogs 84 Silver: Lokomotiv Lewisham 64 Bronze: ColdDogSoup FC 63 / Keysersoze Wanderers 63 Honorable Mention: Zico Freako FC 62 The Wooden Spoon: Morning Glory 24 Standings 5 2 5 36 REVEALED: Starboy XI 4 1 3 26 Aviators 1 4 3 20 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 2 1 3 16 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 3 1 15 Journeymen 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 1 14 Top Shelf 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 2 2 13 Lokomotiv Lewisham 1 2 0 11 FC Epikoinis 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 blechs_dogs 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 0 3 The Javelinas 0 1 0 3 Living in Dreamland 0 0 3 3 Sasha Juniors 0 0 1 1 Zico Freako FC Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas GW 25 Morning Glory GW 26 ColdDogSoup FC GW 27 Morning Glory GW 28 Morning Glory
GW 29 There we only four matches to be played but somehow Keysersoze Wanderers gets 51 points. The next highest score was just 28 points with Lokomotiv Lewisham. Both have back to back medals. With Gold, Keysersoze is making a late push to win the Fantasy Olympics. Two golds in three weeks so far but needs three more golds to catch up to REVEALED: Starboy XI. Muniz was captain for Keysersoze Wanderers with 26 of the 51 points. Muniz was also on the squad of Lokomotiv Lewisham but Son was their captain. Journeymen had Watkins as captain with just 4 points. Clean sheet from Leno and a goal from Brentford defender, Ajer help for that one point differential ahead of our Honorable Mention, FC St. Pauli. The Wooden Spoon was shared by ColdDogSoup FC and Parraraiders, each with 6 points. ColdDogSoup FC did that with four players and Parraraiders with just two. A funny week but still one with opportunity. The double gameweeks are piling up in our final 10 gameweeks. REVEALED: Starboy XI has a 10 point lead for now. Gold: Keysersoze Wanderers 51 Silver: Lokomotiv Lewisham 28 Bronze: Journeymen 25 Honorable Mention: FC St. Pauli 24 The Wooden Spoon: ColdDogSoup FC 6 / Parraraiders 6 Standings 5 2 5 36 REVEALED: Starboy XI 4 1 3 26 Aviators 3 1 3 21 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 4 3 20 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 1 3 2 16 Journeymen 1 3 2 16 Lokomotiv Lewisham 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 1 14 Top Shelf 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 2 0 11 FC Epikoinis 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 blechs_dogs 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 0 3 The Javelinas 0 1 0 3 Living in Dreamland 0 0 3 3 Sasha Juniors 0 0 1 1 Zico Freako FC Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas GW 25 Morning Glory GW 26 ColdDogSoup FC GW 27 Morning Glory GW 28 Morning Glory GW 29 ColdDogSoup FC / Parraraiders
GW 30 Going back in the time machine back to the end of March when Man City and Arsenal had a 0-0 draw, Brereton Díaz was the top player of the week and if you captained Cole Palmer things went just swell. Living in Dreamland winning Gold, captained Cole Palmer, had Chong with 9 points, Solanke with 7 and three clean sheets in the back. Two of which were from Arsenal pair, Kiwior and Saliba. The Javelinas won silver. No Palmer but had three players in the Team of the Week. Those were Martinez, Isak and Kudus. Toney captained the squad and Gordon had a goal and a red card. Bronze goes to another Cole Palmer owner. That was blech who put the captain's armband on Son. Those two brought in 35 of the team's 64 points to edge out Journeymen to the medal stand. Journeymen got the Honorable Mention. Captains Isak and has Ajer. Both on the team of the week. Ajer never scoring more than a point since GW 7 is transformed in the hands of Journeymen. A goal in two matches and then a clean sheet in the four weeks with the Journeymen. The Wooden Spoon goes to Zico Freako FC who runs hot or cold. This being Spring Break, they are not sure if it should be mulled cider or margaritas on the menu. After medaling and with an Honorable Mention in recent weeks the fans are thinking it should be BYOB at the Freako FC Stadium. Gold: Living in Dreamland 74 Silver: The Javelinas 68 Bronze: blechs_dogs 64 Honorable Mention: Journeymen 61 The Wooden Spoon: Zico Freako FC 24 Standings 5 2 5 36 REVEALED: Starboy XI 4 1 3 26 Aviators 3 1 3 21 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 4 3 20 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 1 3 2 16 Journeymen 1 3 2 16 Lokomotiv Lewisham 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 1 14 Top Shelf 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 1 3 11 blechs_dogs 1 2 0 11 FC Epikoinis 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 1 1 0 8 Living in Dreamland 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 2 0 6 The Javelinas 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 0 3 3 Sasha Juniors 0 0 1 1 Zico Freako FC Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas GW 25 Morning Glory GW 26 ColdDogSoup FC GW 27 Morning Glory GW 28 Morning Glory GW 29 ColdDogSoup FC / Parraraiders GW 30 Zico Freako FC
GW 31 Getting back to the beginning of the month to the midweek matches, Keysersoze Wanderers kept their hot streak. 93 points with Captain Foden getting a hat trick. That was 1 point of REVEALED: Starboy XI who also had Foden but the Vice Captain armband went to Palmer when Haaland was a no show. There was a hat trick there. So of the 92 points, 60 come from Foden and Palmer. In the end Keysersoze Wanderers can only gain 2 points on REVEALED: Starboy XI as they push to win the Fantasy Olympics besides overall bragging rights of coming from behind in Small Rocks. Living in Dreamland, also with Palmer as captain, gets to remain on the medal stand two weeks in a row but drops from Gold to Bronze with an 85 point haul. Honorable Mention was an 18 point drop down shared by Kopite Juniors and blechs_dawgs. Blech had Palmer but as a Vice Captain to Son. Frustrating that is. Kopite had neither Palmer nor Foden. Mac Allister lead the lines while Wood and Flekken were both on the Team of the Week. The Wooden Spoon was also shared. Bigger Boat with Son as Captain for 4 points was matched by Pararaiders with Salah captained for 2 points. Ugh.. Gold: Keysersoze Wanderers 93 Silver: REVEALED: Starboy XI 92 Bronze: Living in Dreamland 85 Honorable Mention: Kopite Jrs 67 / blechs_dogs 67 The Wooden Spoon: Parraraiders 24 / BiggerBoat 24 Standings 5 3 5 39 REVEALED: Starboy XI 4 1 3 26 Aviators 4 1 3 26 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 4 3 20 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 1 3 2 16 Journeymen 1 3 2 16 Lokomotiv Lewisham 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 1 14 Top Shelf 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 1 3 11 blechs_dogs 1 2 0 11 FC Epikoinis 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 2 0 0 10 Real Newark 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 1 9 Living in Dreamland 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 2 0 6 The Javelinas 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 0 3 3 Sasha Juniors 0 0 1 1 Zico Freako FC Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas GW 25 Morning Glory GW 26 ColdDogSoup FC GW 27 Morning Glory GW 28 Morning Glory GW 29 ColdDogSoup FC / Parraraiders GW 30 Zico Freako FC GW 31 BiggerBoat / Parraraiders
GW 32 We are now only back a week. We have two teams for each of our medal stands requiring a bit of a balancing act for tired legs. Sharing Gold is FC Epikoinis and Real Newark, each with 73 points. FC Epikoins was led by Captain Saka with 20 points after having 10 doubled with De Bruyne as Vice-Captain with 18 points. Real Newark captained De Bruyne for 36 of their 73 points. Just 3 points behind to share Silver were Sasha Juniors and Aviators. Aviators were led by Captain Haaland and Watkins with 16 and 13 points respectively while Sasha Juniors had Captain Salah along with Havertz, Porro and Silva, the latter three making the team of the weak. Aviators are now 2 golds behind top spot in the Fantasy Olympics. 61 points was what our two Bronze medalists achieved. ColdDogSoup FC was another Captain Salah with Havertz and Porro. Zico Freako FC captained Havertz for a 28 point haul. Honorable Mention went to REVEALED: Starboy XI who was only a point off the medal stand. A solid performance all around but with only 10 players as Foden, Gusto, Diogo and Alexander-Arnold all missed the scrap. The Javelinas watched the whole squad trip over themselves but already have three players on the team of the week so far this weekend. Gold: FC Epikoinis 73 / Real Newark 73 Silver: Sasha Juniors 70 / Aviators 70 Bronze: ColdDogSoup FC 61 / Zico Freako FC 61 Honorable Mention: REVEALED: Starboy XI 60 The Wooden Spoon: The Javelinas 20 Standings 5 3 5 39 REVEALED: Starboy XI 4 2 3 29 Aviators 4 1 3 26 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 4 4 21 ColdDogSoup FC 2 2 0 16 FC Epikoinis 2 2 0 16 Morning Glory 1 3 2 16 Journeymen 1 3 2 16 Lokomotiv Lewisham 3 0 0 15 Real Newark 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 1 14 Top Shelf 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 1 3 11 blechs_dogs 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 1 9 Living in Dreamland 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 1 6 SoccerSteve 0 2 0 6 The Javelinas 0 1 3 6 Sasha Juniors 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 0 2 2 Zico Freako FC Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas GW 25 Morning Glory GW 26 ColdDogSoup FC GW 27 Morning Glory GW 28 Morning Glory GW 29 ColdDogSoup FC / Parraraiders GW 30 Zico Freako FC GW 31 BiggerBoat / Parraraiders GW 32 The Javelinas
GW 33 I forgot to ask the Palmer owner to start to make their way down to the stage. Either way Living in Dreamland got there and waxed poetically till the rest of the award winners got even close to give a long acceptance speech. 52 points of 82 points. The vision of one young man.... Morning Glory was next winning Silver. No Palmer but a Bruno Fernandes Captain and Gordon with 10 goals and 13 assists. Second round draft pick minimum next season. Winning Bronze with neither Palmer nor Gordon was Soccer Steve. Solanke was Captain for 14 points after the doubling. Andreas, Digne and Bruno Fernandes, alll making the Team of the Week along with Eze eked out a medal ahead of The Javelinas. The Javelinas with the Wooden Spoon last week had Gordon, Isak and Cunha for a masterclass display but without any hardware. This week's Spoon went to Lokomotiv Lewisham. An All Star midfield of De Bruyne, Son, Luis Diaz, Diogo and Garnacho combined for a collective faceplant into the sod. Some sort of performance art piece was suggested on social media. Five gameweeks to go and 25 points for whomever can get five Golds in a row! That puts 8 teams still in the running to win the Fantasy Olympics! Gold: Living in Dreamland 82 Silver: Morning Glory 78 Bronze: Soccer Steve 73 Honorable Mention: The Javelinas 71 The Wooden Spoon: Lokomotiv Lewisham 25 Standings 5 3 5 39 REVEALED: Starboy XI 4 2 3 29 Aviators 4 1 3 26 Keysersoze Wanderers 1 4 4 21 ColdDogSoup FC 2 3 0 19 Morning Glory 2 2 0 16 FC Epikoinis 1 3 2 16 Journeymen 1 3 2 16 Lokomotiv Lewisham 3 0 0 15 Real Newark 2 1 1 14 Living in Dreamland 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 1 14 Top Shelf 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 1 3 11 blechs_dogs 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 2 7 SoccerSteve 0 2 0 6 The Javelinas 0 1 3 6 Sasha Juniors 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 0 2 2 Zico Freako FC Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas GW 25 Morning Glory GW 26 ColdDogSoup FC GW 27 Morning Glory GW 28 Morning Glory GW 29 ColdDogSoup FC / Parraraiders GW 30 Zico Freako FC GW 31 BiggerBoat / Parraraiders GW 32 The Javelinas
GW 34 It was a big double gameweek. All three teams on the medal stand hit triple digits. Ødegaard led Keysersoze Wanders to Gold. 20 points doubled. Not doubled was White with 26 points. More Gunner gold came from Raya with 16 points who matched Foden. 135 points in total. Wow! Silver went to Zico Freako FC. Another Gunner, Havertz, led the way with 34 points. Mateta had an incredible 29 points and Branthwaite 20 impressed as well. Aviators won Silver. Rice was captained for 22 points and White again with his 26 points. Honorable Mention was back to the usual reality of double digits. Real Newark with no Gunners but De Bruyne as captain with 22 points and Senesi with 13. Stormin Gunners was the other Honorable Mention. Both Ødegaard and White were on the squad but Morris had the armband to keep them off the medal stand. Lokomotiv Lewisham suffered the Wooden Spoon. Captain Toney was a no show along with Cunha. With the medals this past weekend put Keysersoze Wanderers and Aviators within striking distance of REVEALED: Starboy XI. Well within a couple of Gold Medals. Looking at the standings today, Journeymen look to have just about grabbed one of those Golds. Gold: Keysersoze Wanderers 135 Silver: Zico Freako FC 134 Bronze: Aviators 113 Honorable Mention: Stormin Gunners 95 / Real Newark 95 The Wooden Spoon: Lokomotiv Lewisham 25 Standings 5 3 5 39 REVEALED: Starboy XI 5 1 3 31 Keysersoze Wanderers 4 2 4 30 Aviators 1 4 4 21 ColdDogSoup FC 2 3 0 19 Morning Glory 2 2 0 16 FC Epikoinis 1 3 2 16 Journeymen 1 3 2 16 Lokomotiv Lewisham 3 0 0 15 Real Newark 2 1 1 14 Living in Dreamland 2 1 1 14 Parraraiders 2 1 1 14 Top Shelf 2 1 0 13 Kopite Jrs 1 1 3 11 blechs_dogs 1 1 3 11 FC St. Pauli 1 1 2 10 Stormin Gunners 1 1 0 8 Borussia DaMarcus 0 2 2 8 Glorydaze 1 0 2 7 SoccerSteve 0 2 0 6 The Javelinas 0 1 3 6 Sasha Juniors 0 1 2 5 BiggerBoat 0 1 2 5 Zico Freako FC Wooden Spoon GW 1 Zico Freako FC GW 2 Top Shelf GW 3 Stormin Gunners GW 4 Zico Freako FC GW 5 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 6 BiggerBoat GW 7 Tangers FC GW 8 Glorydaze GW 9 Keysersoze Wanderers GW 10: SoccerSteve GW 11 The Javelinas GW 12 Kopite Jrs GW 13 SoccerSteve GW 14 Zico Freako FC GW 15 Real Newark GW 16 FC St. Pauli GW 17 Real Newark GW 18 Tangers FC GW 19 Parraraiders GW 20 Morning Glory / FC St. Pauli GW 21 SoccerSteve GW 22 Parraraiders GW 23 Kopite Jrs GW 24 The Javelinas GW 25 Morning Glory GW 26 ColdDogSoup FC GW 27 Morning Glory GW 28 Morning Glory GW 29 ColdDogSoup FC / Parraraiders GW 30 Zico Freako FC GW 31 BiggerBoat / Parraraiders GW 32 The Javelinas GW 33 Lokomotiv Lewisham GW 34 The Javelinas